| Timestamp | Character | Dialogue | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 0:00 | [Music starts.] | ||
| 0:06 | [Music stops.] | ||
| 0:07 | Detective Kunkun | I've found you, mysterious thief Baron Peroriina*!
[* Peroriina or Perorin refers to the gesture of licking one's lips, which also probably explains the strange slobbering noises that Kun-Kun's enemy makes all the time] | |
| 0:10 | [Music starts.] | ||
| 0:10 | Baron Peroriina | As expected of Detective Kun-Kun! You penetrated straight through my disguise! | |
| 0:15 | Detective Kunkun | There's nowhere left for you to run, Baron Peroriina! Give yourself up! | |
| 0:19 | Baron Peroriina | Pero-ncho hahahaha! That's MY line! | |
| 0:24 | [Music stops.] | ||
| 0:25 | Detective Kunkun | W-what?! | |
| 0:27 | Baron Peroriina | There... | |
| 0:27 | [Click. Crash.] | ||
| 0:29 | Detective Kunkun | Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! | |
| 0:34 | [Music starts.] | ||
| 0:44 | Baron Peroriina | Pero-ncho! Hahahahahahahaha! Whoa-hahahahahahahahaha! Farewell, Kun-Kun! Nwa-hahaha- [Coughing fit.] Eh... | |
| 1:02 | [Music stops.] | ||
| 1:04 | [Music starts.] | ||
| 1:06 | Detective Kunkun | Caught in the trap of my archenemy Baron Peroriina, I've ended up falling down a deeeep, bottomless pit! Is it in fact possible for me to defeat Baron Peroriina? And what of the mystery of the yogurt left at the scene of the crime three days ago? Watch again next weeKun-Kun! | |
| 1:31 | [Music stops.] | ||
| 1:34 | [Shifting in seat.] | ||
| 1:34 | Jun Sakurada | It ended at a cliffhanger this week again. | |
| 1:37 | Nori Sakurada | T-t-t-that was scary~! I was so frightened that I almost wet myself! | |
| 1:44 | [Music starts.] | ||
| 1:44 | Hinaichigo | Noo! Kun-Kun, don't die! | |
| 1:48 | Shinku | He'll be fine, Hinaichigo. Kun-Kun is a genius. | |
| 1:51 | Suiseiseki | But, maybe even Kun-Kun himself won't be able to make it this one time ~desu! | |
| 1:56 | Shinku | Suiseiseki, what are you saying?! Kun-Kun cannot lose. | |
| 1:59 | Souseiseki | That's right. He's always gotten through these tight spots before, hasn't he? | |
| 2:03 | Shinku | Exactly, Souseiseki. Kun-Kun... I'm sure that Kun-Kun will triumph over Baron Peroriina! Isn't that right, Jun? | |
| 2:12 | Jun Sakurada | Yeah, yeah, whatever. Geez, don't get so all fired-up over a puppet show on TV... | |
| 2:20 | Nori Sakurada | Jun-kun, you shouldn't say things like that. To Shinku-chan and the others, Kun-Kun is a person whom they greatly admire. | |
| 2:27 | Jun Sakurada | He's not a "person", he's a dog. And a stuffed one, at that. | |
| 2:31 | [Smack!] | ||
| 2:31 | Jun Sakurada | Gaah-! What are you doing?! | |
| 2:34 | Shinku | That's punishment for making fun of Kun-Kun. | |
| 2:36 | Jun Sakurada | Even so, a stuffed animal is a stuffed animal. For that matter, there's one of him in this house, even. | |
| 2:41 | [Trill.] | ||
| 2:42 | Hinaichigo | That's right! There's a Kun-Kun here, too! [Footsteps.] Kun-Kun! Where are you? | |
| 2:46 | [Music stops.] | ||
| 2:49 | Shinku | Hold it! [Getting up from seat. Footsteps.] The Kun-Kun in this house is my... Oh? | |
| 2:55 | Suiseiseki | What's wrong? | |
| 2:57 | Shinku | That's odd. I'm positive that I just placed him on the sofa a moment ago, but... | |
| 3:02 | Souseiseki | [Step.] Last time I looked he was there. | |
| 3:04 | Jun Sakurada | Could he have fallen over there? | |
| 3:07 | [Rummaging around.] | ||
| 3:09 | Hinaichigo | He's not here. Kun-Kun isn't anywhere to be found! | |
| 3:13 | Suiseiseki | Did you search really well? Like under the table, and behind the sofa? | |
| 3:19 | Souseiseki | [Rummaging around.] It's no use. He's not turning up! | |
| 3:21 | Shinku | [Footsteps.] Kun-Kun! Where are you? Kun-Kun! | |
| 3:26 | [Snap.] | ||
| 3:26 | Shinku | [Gasp.] You don't suppose... this could be the work of Baron Peroriina?! | |
| 3:28 | [Music starts.] | ||
| 3:33 | Jun Sakurada | Hah? | |
| 3:34 | Hinaichigo | Kun-Kun's been kidnapped? | |
| 3:37 | Suiseiseki | That's possible ~desu! Baron Peroriina is the worst villain that I know of! There's no telling what that jerk would do! | |
| 3:47 | Jun Sakurada | Uh, don't mix up reality with a puppet show. | |
| 3:51 | Shinku | I won't forgive this...! Kun-Kun, wait for me! I swear that I shall rescue you - on my name as a Rozen Maiden! | |
| 3:59 | Jun Sakurada | You've got the wrong program! | |
| 4:01 | [Crash. Music stops.] | ||
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