| Timestamp | Character | Dialogue | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 0:00 | [Music starts.] | ||
| 0:00 | Shinku | [Footsteps.] Everyone, form a line. Number one. | |
| 0:03 | Hinaichigo | Two! | |
| 0:04 | Suiseiseki | Three! | |
| 0:05 | Souseiseki | Four. | |
| 0:06 | Nori Sakurada | Five! | |
| 0:07 | Jun Sakurada | Six... | |
| 0:09 | Shinku | Well, then, we shall now commence investigation of the case of Kun-Kun's kidnapping. Everyone, set yourselves to the task of Kun-Kun's rescue, and resolve to fulfill your duty even at the cost of your own lives. Is that clear? | |
| 0:18 | Hinaichigo | Right ~na no! | |
| 0:20 | [Crash.] | ||
| 0:20 | Suiseiseki | Just a minute ~desu! Why does Shinku get to be in charge?! I can't agree to this ~desu! | |
| 0:27 | Shinku | Kun-Kun once said, what an investigator needs are cool composure and precise judgement. Also, an accurate faculty of reasoning. Such would be impossible for you, who tend to fly off the handle right away, Suiseiseki. | |
| 0:39 | Suiseiseki | [Screech.] When have I ever flied off the handle?! What hour, what minute, what second?! | |
| 0:46 | Jun Sakurada | Right now. | |
| 0:48 | Shinku | Then, we'll begin first at the scene of the crime. Kun-Kun once said, when you're at a loss, return to the scene. Let's go. | |
| 0:58 | [Music fades out.] | ||
| 0:59 | [Rummaging around.] | ||
| 1:00 | Hinaichigo | Heave ho... | |
| 1:02 | Suiseiseki | Eww, it's filthy ~desu! | |
| 1:04 | Nori Sakurada | Oh? Oh my, here's that button that I lost recently. Lucky me! Ah, I've got to search... Umm... Let's see... That's strange... | |
| 1:14 | [Door opens.] | ||
| 1:15 | Jun Sakurada | Wha?! What are you guys doing?! The living room's a mess! | |
| 1:20 | Shinku | It's all for the sake of Kun-Kun. There must be some clue that will lead us to the culprit around here somewhere. Nori! Up-end that sofa. We must search thoroughly. | |
| 1:30 | Nori Sakurada | Roger~! | |
| 1:31 | [Clatter.] | ||
| 1:31 | Souseiseki | Wait, Shinku! Everyone STOP! | |
| 1:33 | Shinku | Oh? | |
| 1:35 | Souseiseki | This won't do, Shinku. If we flail about like this and disturb the scene of the crime, we'll no longer be able to recognize any clues. | |
| 1:41 | Jun Sakurada | That's for sure. | |
| 1:43 | Souseiseki | Kun-Kun always says, an investigator must be accurate and calm! | |
| 1:47 | Hinaichigo | Wow~! Souseiseki knows a lot! | |
| 1:52 | Suiseiseki | It's true! Her calm composure and precise judgement make her a much more worthy leader than SOMEBODY ELSE we know! | |
| 2:01 | Jun Sakurada | True, true. | |
| 2:02 | [Smack!] | ||
| 2:02 | Jun Sakurada | Unh-! Sh-Shinku...! | |
| 2:06 | Shinku | Come on, everyone. We'll continue the investigation. | |
| 2:09 | [Music starts. Rummaging around.] | ||
| 2:11 | Hinaichigo | [Singing.] Hina and her friends, will search for Detective Kun-Kun, wherever he has gone...! | |
| 2:19 | Souseiseki | What's the deal with that? | |
| 2:21 | Suiseiseki | Oh, geez! Searching one place after another has gotten me all covered in dust! Human! You need to get your act together and clean every day! | |
| 2:31 | Nori Sakurada | Oh dear, I'm sorry~! | |
| 2:33 | Jun Sakurada | Don't apologize to her! | |
| 2:35 | Shinku | After investigation of the living room has been completed, we'll check the other places as well. We will investigate every nook and cranny of this house, and we'll do whatever it takes to find a clue. Is that clear? | |
| 2:45 | Shinku, Suiseiseki, Hinaichigo | Ye~s! | |
| 2:48 | Jun Sakurada | How did it come to this? | |
| 2:51 | [Music stops.] | ||
| 2:52 | [Footsteps.] | ||
| 2:54 | Shinku | Report, starting with Hinaichigo. | |
| 2:56 | Hinaichigo | Right ~na no! There weren't any clues in the entranceway or the hallway! | |
| 3:01 | Suiseiseki | I checked the puny human's room ~desu! | |
| 3:04 | Jun Sakurada | Checked it? More like, just made a mess of it. | |
| 3:08 | Suiseiseki | But there was nothing there ~desu. | |
| 3:11 | Nori Sakurada | I checked my room together with Souseiseki-chan, but... | |
| 3:15 | Souseiseki | There weren't any clues there, after all. | |
| 3:18 | Shinku | Which means, after all, that THAT place is all that remains. | |
| 3:23 | Jun Sakurada | "That place"? | |
| 3:26 | [Creaking. Music starts.] | ||
| 3:28 | Suigintou | [Giggle.] Shinku. Hinaichigo. Suiseiseki. Souseiseki. You fools who have forgotten the Alice Game and are spending your days in degeneracy. I, Suigintou, will give you your fill of torment! Now, then... How shall I seize your Rosa Mystica, I wonder? Before I took a hostage, so this time how about if I catch you in a trap? It would be so easy to taunt you, but maybe first I should trap you in a pit, or hang you from the ceiling? [Giggle.] Inside a cramped hole, Shinku will cry out in tears... | |
| 4:18 | Shinku | It's dark! It's cramped! I'm scared! Get me out of here, Suigintou! I beg you! | |
| 4:27 | Suigintou | [Laugh.] Just imagining Shinku's crying face gives me pleasure! That decides it! I'll go with that plan this- | |
| 4:40 | [Approaching footsteps. Music stops.] | ||
| 4:41 | Shinku | Jun! Search over there. Hinaichigo, you search here. | |
| 4:44 | Hinaichigo | Roger ~na no! | |
| 4:45 | [Running footsteps.] | ||
| 4:47 | Suigintou | Oh? That voice... | |
| 4:51 | [Shuffling footsteps.] | ||
| 4:53 | Jun Sakurada | But, it's as dark a place as ever... | |
| 4:56 | Shinku | Excuse me, Jun, but stop moving your mouth and start moving your hands! | |
| 4:59 | Jun Sakurada | Yeah, yeah. | |
| 5:00 | [Swoop.] | ||
| 5:02 | Suigintou | Welcome, Shinku~! You arrived so suddenly that it surprised me~! But, since you went to all the trouble, I'll show you a good time...! [Chuckle.] | |
| 5:21 | Shinku | Suiseiseki, has Kun-Kun turned up? | |
| 5:24 | Suigintou | Eh? "Kun-Kun"? | |
| 5:26 | [Music starts.] | ||
| 5:27 | Suiseiseki | He's not here ~desu! | |
| 5:29 | Souseiseki | It's no use. He's not here either! | |
| 5:32 | Shinku | [Sigh.] I thought for sure he would be here, but... | |
| 5:35 | Suigintou | Oh~, Shinku, whatever could you be talking about~? Let Suigintou in on it~! | |
| 5:42 | Shinku | Let's go! If Kun-Kun is not present, then we have no further business here. | |
| 5:46 | Souseiseki | You're right. | |
| 5:47 | Suiseiseki | There's no helping it. Let's try someplace else ~desu. | |
| 5:55 | Suigintou | Eh? W-what the hell? What the hell?! WHAT THE HELL, WHAT THE HELL, WHAT THE HELL, WHAT THE HELL, WHAT THE HELL, WHAT THE HELL, WHAT THE HELL, WHAT THE HELL, WHAT THE HELL, WHAT THE HELL?!! | |
| 6:09 | [Music stops.] | ||
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