| Timestamp | Character | Dialogue | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 0:01 | [Music starts.] | ||
| 0:05 | [Music stops.] | ||
| 0:07 | [Creaking of chair. Tapping on keyboard, mouse clicking.] | ||
| 0:09 | Jun Sakurada | “The Black Crystal of Good Luck: It’s alluring brilliance will surely bring you good fortune. Order now and, as a special gift, we’ll include a Feng Shui Compass of Popularity...” ... This name that makes no sense is great. It’s just bursting with suspiciousness. | |
| 0:26 | Shinku | Jun. | |
| 0:27 | [Music starts. Mouse clicking.] | ||
| 0:28 | Jun Sakurada | Ooh, here's a Cursed Rocking Horse. I can't resist this design that just screams, "Who the hell would buy something like this?!" | |
| 0:35 | Shinku | Jun. | |
| 0:35 | [Mouse clicking.] | ||
| 0:36 | Jun Sakurada | And here's a magical circle for summoning demons. | |
| 0:38 | [Slumping back in chair.] | ||
| 0:39 | Jun Sakurada | There's no way you could summon a demon with something like this! Use your head a little! | |
| 0:44 | [Smack!] | ||
| 0:45 | Jun Sakurada | Ow-! What the heck are you doing, Shinku?! | |
| 0:49 | Shinku | It's punishment for ignoring me. But more importantly, move aside from that spot at once. | |
| 0:53 | [Getting up off the floor.] | ||
| 0:53 | Jun Sakurada | Why should I?! This is my seat! | |
| 0:56 | Shinku | Do you have any idea on whom you are stepping right now? | |
| 1:00 | [Shifting in seat.] | ||
| 1:00 | Jun Sakurada | Stepping on...? Oh, it's just a Kun-Kun stuffed toy. | |
| 1:05 | Shinku | Kun-Kun! [Hug.] Are you all right? ... Jun! There is a limit to how careless you can be! What if something unfortunate were to have happened to Kun-Kun?! | |
| 1:13 | Jun Sakurada | What do you mean "something unfortunate"? It's just a stuffed animal. | |
| 1:17 | [Smack!] | ||
| 1:17 | Jun Sakurada | Aagh! | |
| 1:18 | Shinku | I'll not let you get away with making fun of Kun-Kun. Remember that. | |
| 1:23 | Jun Sakurada | Y-y-you devil-doll...! | |
| 1:28 | [Music stops.] | ||
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